Here's a treat: the article that (that originally appeared on
Dark Roasted Blend) about those
Majorly Mysterious Mima Mounds - that's now in my book.
Welcome To Weirdsville
- and thatthe subject of a very cool video by the great folks at
Renaissance E Books/PageTurner Editions ... and the brilliant Bill
Mills!
Scientists love a mystery. Biologists used to
have the human genome, but now they have the structure of protein.
Physics used to have cosmic rays, but now they have the God particle.
Astronomers used to have black holes, but now they have dark matter.
And
then there’s the puzzle, the enigma, the joyous mystery that dots the
world over: the riddle of what’s commonly called Mima Mounds.
What’s
an extra added bonus about these cryptic ‘whatevertheyares’ is that
they aren’t as miniscule as a protein sequence, aren’t as subatomic as
the elusive God particle, and certainly not as shadowy as dark matter.
Found in such exotic locales as Kenya, Mexico, Canada, Australia, China
and in similarly off-the-beaten path locations as California, Arkansas,
Texas, Louisiana, and especially Washington state, the mounds first
appear to be just that: mounds of earth.
The first
thing that’s odd about the mounds is the similarity, regardless of
location. With few differences, the mounds in Kenya are like the mounds
in Mexico which are like the mounds in Canada which are like the … well,
you get the point. All the mounds aer heaps of soil from three to six
feet tall, often laid out in what appear to be evenly spaced rows. Not
quite geometric but almost. What’s especially disturbing is that
geologists, anthropologists, professors, and doctors of all kinds – plus
a few well-intentioned self-appointed "experts" – can’t figure out what
they are, where they came from, or what caused them.
One
of the leading theories is that they are man-made, probably by
indigenous people. Sounds reasonable, no? Folks in loincloths hauling
dirt in woven baskets, meticulously making mound after mound after … but
wait a minute. For one thing it would have been a huge amount of work,
especially for a culture that was living hand-to-mouth. Then there’s the
fact that, as far as can be determined, there’s nothing in the mounds
themselves. Sure they aren’t exactly the same as the nearby ground, but
they certainly don’t contain grain, pot shards, relics, mummies,
arrowheads, or anything that really speaks of civilization. They are
just dirt. And if they are man-made, how did the people in Kenya,
Mexico, Canada, Australia, China, California, Arkansas, Texas,
Louisiana, and especially Washington state all coordinate their efforts
so closely as to produce virtually identical mounds? That’s either one
huge tribe or a lot of little ones who somehow could send smoke signals
thousands of miles. Not very likely.
Next on the list
of explanations is that somehow the mounds were created either by wind
and rain or by geologic ups and downs – that there’s some kind of
bizarre earthy effect that has caused them to pop up. Again, it sounds
reasonable, right? After all, there are all kinds of weird natural
things out there: rogue waves, singing sand, exploding lakes, rains of
fish and frogs – so why shouldn’t mother nature create field after field
of neat little mounds?
The "natural" theory of nature
being responsible for the Majorly Mysterious Mima Mounds starts to
crumble upon further investigation. Sure there’s plenty of things we
don’t yet understand about how our native world behaves scientists do
know enough to be able to say what it can’t do – and it’s looking pretty
certain it can’t be as precise, orderly, or meticulous as the mounds.
But
still more theories persist. For many who believe in ley lines, that
crop circles are some form of manifestation of our collective
unconscious, in ghosts being energy impressions left in stone and brick,
the mounds are the same, or at least similar: the result of an
interaction between forces we as yet do not understand, or never will,
and our spaceship earth.
Others,
those who prefer their granola slightly less crunchy or wear their
tinfoil hats a little less tightly, have suggested what I – in my own
ill-educated opinion – consider to be perhaps the best theory to date.
Some, naturally, have dismissed this concept out-of-hand, suggesting
that the whole idea is too ludicrous even to be the subject of a dinner
party, let alone deserving the attention and respect of serious
research.
But I think this attitude shows not only lack
of respect but a lack of imagination. After all, was it not so long ago
that the idea of shifting continents was considered outrageous? And
wasn’t it only a few years ago that people simply accepted the fact that
the sun revolved around the earth? I simply ask that this theory be
considered in all fairness and not dismissed without the same serious
consideration these now well-respected theories have received.
After all, giant gophers could very well be responsible for the Majorly Mysterious Mima Mounds